it's been two long, boring, ladyboy-less months since my "escape from l.a." trip came to an end, and i still haven't posted anything that happened after leaving laos. as much as i'd love to share all my as-of-yet unreported advenures, it's looking about as likely as chinese democracy right now. in the mean time, i'm gonna continue to add new material to the site, beginning with the one posted below.
enjoy!
-sg
6.03.2008
steve and sadie's play date
this is sadie.
she lives in the city with clark and jess.
everybody loves sadie. she's cute and fuzzy and always has a smile on her face. one day, clark and jess went out of town, so i decided to bring sadie out to the beach.
jess wrote out all the instructions for taking care of sadie, but i never read them. i mean, she's a dog, right? how hard could it be to take care of her? feed her, play with her, don't let her get away, all that stuff is common knowledge.
when it was time to eat, i gave her a can of dog food.
apparently, she's a picky eater.
if she doesn't like dog food, maybe people food would work. whether man or beast, we all like chocolate, right?
like it? she LOVED it!
i didn't want her to make a mess in the house, so i took her to the bathroom.
i waited…
and waited…
but she didn't do anything.
oh wait, it's cats that go indoors. maybe i should take her outside.
go to the bathroom HERE, sadie.
still no luck, so i showed her by example.
speaking of cats, they always land on their feet, right?
i wonder if dogs do, too?
apparently, they DON'T.
time for some exercise. let's go for a walk!
but it's so hot today! i need some a/c.
hey, maybe THIS will work.
after our walk/drive, we played fetch.
for some reason, sadie didn't want to play.
as the day wound down, i knew i'd have to take her home soon. but she was SO dirty!
time for a quick wash. i set it on delicate, of course.
then on fluff dry for 20 minutes.
voila, clean dog!
eventually, it was time to bring her home. but i didn't want to drive all the way into the city! not during rush hour, and especially not with gas at $4.50/gallon.
hmm…i have an idea.
home is THAT way, girl!
i can't wait 'til our next play date!
-sg
she lives in the city with clark and jess.
everybody loves sadie. she's cute and fuzzy and always has a smile on her face. one day, clark and jess went out of town, so i decided to bring sadie out to the beach.
jess wrote out all the instructions for taking care of sadie, but i never read them. i mean, she's a dog, right? how hard could it be to take care of her? feed her, play with her, don't let her get away, all that stuff is common knowledge.
when it was time to eat, i gave her a can of dog food.
apparently, she's a picky eater.
if she doesn't like dog food, maybe people food would work. whether man or beast, we all like chocolate, right?
like it? she LOVED it!
i didn't want her to make a mess in the house, so i took her to the bathroom.
i waited…
and waited…
but she didn't do anything.
oh wait, it's cats that go indoors. maybe i should take her outside.
go to the bathroom HERE, sadie.
still no luck, so i showed her by example.
speaking of cats, they always land on their feet, right?
i wonder if dogs do, too?
apparently, they DON'T.
time for some exercise. let's go for a walk!
but it's so hot today! i need some a/c.
hey, maybe THIS will work.
after our walk/drive, we played fetch.
for some reason, sadie didn't want to play.
as the day wound down, i knew i'd have to take her home soon. but she was SO dirty!
time for a quick wash. i set it on delicate, of course.
then on fluff dry for 20 minutes.
voila, clean dog!
eventually, it was time to bring her home. but i didn't want to drive all the way into the city! not during rush hour, and especially not with gas at $4.50/gallon.
hmm…i have an idea.
home is THAT way, girl!
i can't wait 'til our next play date!
-sg
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